DOUBLE DOSE
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.
-"Can't give you that," the doctor told him.
-"Why not?" asked the man.
-"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
-"But I need it really bad," said the man. "My girlfriend is coming
into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my
wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
-"Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there were any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling,
and the doctor asked, -"What happened to you?"
-"No one showed up...."
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.
-"Can't give you that," the doctor told him.
-"Why not?" asked the man.
-"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
-"But I need it really bad," said the man. "My girlfriend is coming
into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my
wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
-"Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there were any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling,
and the doctor asked, -"What happened to you?"
-"No one showed up...."
